Monday, January 28, 2013

"Should Marijuana, Chronic, Weed, Pot, Mary Jane, Kush, Cannabis, etc be legal?"

I was just wondering if it is all it's cracked up to be? 

I've never tried it, yes I know I'm a wussy, but I've had severe asthma my whole life and can't even smell a cigarette without having an attack. 


With that said, I would like to know if I'm missing out on something special, or is it overrated?


I know you don't have to smoke it to get baked (pun intended) from it, you could also cook with it, because it's edible, but what would one cook with it besides the ever so popular brownies, because I'm on a diet? 

I'm a lightweight, I'm sure half a brownie would put me on the moon, like an unpaid power bill it would be lights out. 


It can also be used for medicinal purposes like glaucoma, you get to puff, puff, pass out and feel no pain whatsoever.


I wonder if I could get it for hangnail, or maybe even an ingrown hair, do they do that kind of thing?


One of my pothead friends told me that smoking it could even make certain things more enjoyable, like food, movies and even sex, he said something about "stoned sex" and at first I thought he meant you hit your partner over the head with a stone as if you were a caveman then have your way with them...but I was wrong. 

After he explained to me what it was I got kind of concerned, knowing that one of the side effects from smoking it was getting the munchies, I figured it was just a matter of time before someone was so baked that they ended up going all cannibal on their partner in the middle of doing the nasty.


Honestly from what I do know about it, and about the people who smoke it, it's no way near as bad as alcohol is.

Aside all the food being eaten I've never seen anything compared to the drama I've seen when alcohol is involved. 


Relax, I'm not for the prohibition of alcohol, I just don't understand why one is legal and the other is not. 


Speaking of which, I'm a total lightweight when it comes to alcohol too, the hardest thing I drink is mouth wash.


I'm not really pro one or the other, I'm just trying to find out what the big deal is, I know I'm short bus and all but I just don't get why in this country the powers that be don't want people smoking it.


Now there are people live and die by the stuff, take my aunt for example, she smokes it like a fiend, she smokes it more than Monica Lewinsky does Bill's cigar.

But you're always going to have a few screwballs making things look bad for everyone else, but this is true with anything, not just weed.


By the way, for all you weed connoisseurs out there, is dillweed pickled pot?

I know that was lame, but what do you expect from such a party pooper like myself.


MJM

13 comments:

  1. I think everyone has their vices, for me, weed has never been appealing and instead I enjoy a strong vodka and water on the rare night I go out. One of my best friends on the other hand, isn't a fan of drinking, and instead likes the herbal route. I don't think it's anything you're missing out on

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    1. You are so right...everyone does have their vice...and fortunately mine is not drugs and/or alcohol...but unfortunately it is food. Damn you fork!

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    2. My advice to you would probably be to avoid smoking weed if you have asthma though by all means find an alternative way of getting high :). baking up some cookies with CannaButter is awesome, I got a really intense high from CannaCookies so I would recommend a small amount of CannaButter for your first batch of cookies.

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    3. Cannabutter...what's that? Where would one find it if they wanted to try it...of course just speaking hypothetically...just in case there are any police reading this.

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    1. What's up Baby Ruthie?! I personally don't think it's that big of a deal, and shouldn't even really be up for discussion...it should just be lagalized. I have never tried it myself, but I'm sure that it can't be any worse than alcohol.

      Stoned sex is really that good...well maybe I should just say F the asthma...fire up a joint and get to screwing...of course while making sure my asthma spray is close by.

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    2. What up MJM! I think it should be legal, too. And no, its not really any worse than alcohol.

      Haha good luck with that...don't die. Not only would that be one hell of an embarrassing funeral, but you miss all the fun, too.

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    3. See...that's what I have been trying to say. I know from firsthand experience that alcohol can cause a lot of problems...weed on the other hand...not so much.

      True that...know how embarrassing that would be.

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  3. LOL I think anything people get into without restraint can be unhealthy. (Even gaming, lol) But on the scale of things that are bad for you in the long run, it's much lower. We could just all move to CO and see how that works out....except for the winter they have there doesn't seem too fun. (Still me, just changed the username display)

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    1. So true...but not with gaming..that stuff there is good for you. Let's move...I'll meet you there...start the fire and bust out the hot chocolate.

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  4. I have been on both sides. I liked MJ for creative outbursts when I was younger, but as I have aged, I have found that sitting on the beach or being with nature does the sans thing for me. Actually, I can even bloody remember what great and awe inspiring, creative concept I come up with. MJ inspires you, but you come to out of your stoner trance and you forget what it was. Hmmmm....then you need to get back to your original concept through another puff the next day, but then you sidle off onto another creative concept, then you come to anf forget. It's like dishwasher mode---Wash and repeat.

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    1. So I take it you are an advocate for the whacky tobaccy? Do you think someone like myself could be more creative smoking the dank, or am I just a lost cause?

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  5. This means that you do not miss out on all the active ingredients contained in Cannabis since the cannabis vaporizer is able to get them all. moon rocks weed

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