Here’s something that people think is cool that I just don’t get, the wearing of one’s baseball cap backwards.
some baseball player back in the day attempt to get dressed in the dark and
accidentally put his cap on backwards, thus starting this trend…a few fans in
attendance saw this and thought it was the coolest thing since Fonzy, and the
rest was history.
like turning into a superhero, forward cap normal mild mannered dude, turn it
backwards and now you're a super cool dude…not hating, just really wondering?
know that not everybody who wears their cap backwards thinks they're cool, but
unfortunately there are some people who do and those are the people I don't
Here’s another thing, the wearing of sunglasses indoors. These geniuses were
trying so hard to be cool that they even came up with their own name for this
only reason why people hated on you freaks was because you looked like an idiot
wearing your sunglasses indoors. Now back in the 80's it was cool to wear them
at night, but indoors not so much, what's next...while you're sleeping?
blocka is a wiffleball bat that I keep in my freezer; every time a so-called “hata”
comes up to me I beat them silly with it.
Next would be the infamous pants sag, the ever so beautiful pants hanging of
someone’s ass exposing their dirty underwear, isn’t this a real gem. I'm
wondering who actually saw this and though to themselves that it would be a
cool style to mimic.
heard this style originated in prison, as a way for homosexuals to show they
were available, I'm not sure if that's true or not but that's what I heard.
it looks like a heck of a lot more work trying to keep your pants up then I'm
willing to invest, why not just go with a belt, or even a piece of rope like Elly May Clampett from the Beverly Hillbillies. I can understand someone saying
they don't like wearing ties because they are too constricting, but a
waiting for the day when I see someone sporting the sag with skid marks on
their drawers, I know it is coming; it's just a matter of time…and poor wiping.
our generation we had the plumber's crack, and this generation, wanting to be “individuals”
decided to go with the sag…truly rebels without a clue.
fashion snafu that I don’t get is when someone has one pant leg rolled up and
the other rolled down, what the poop is going on here.
this so if they run across a really narrow puddle they can walk through it and
keep their pants leg dry? Maybe it’s just a really bad case of static cling…they
should have used Bounce fabric softener.
a good one, what about waterbeds, why were these things ever considered cool.
the crap thinks getting seasick while trying to get some rest is a good thing, you
would need bottles of Dramamine and Ambien on your nightstand at all times. I
guess considering the side effects of Ambien, sleeping in a waterbed may be a
good idea after taking it; sleepwalking wouldn’t really be an issue since you
can’t get out of one of those mofos without the aid of a lifeline.
sure owning a waterbed was probably more so to increase one’s overall sexiness
rather than coolness, but I still just don’t get it…and by “get it” I don’t
mean “it” if you know what I mean, that I get plenty of **wink
of trying to increase one’s overall sexiness, what’s the deal with the whole
mirrors on the ceiling thing?
know about you, but the last thing I want to see while I’m getting it on is me
and my partner in the act. Two blobs of naked flesh doing things that should be
outlawed, all sweaty and nasty, no that’s okay I think I’ll pass.
know Viagra; well this would be the complete opposite, this would make one go
from pimp to limp in no time flat.
What about hydraulics on cars, who was the jackdonkey who thought that this was
a good idea? I don't see how this is comfortable in the slightest, just looking
at a car bouncing up and down as a result of this, hurts my back and makes me
want to cry.
I see this I feel bad for the car, not the owner because they are retarded, but
it is as if the car is having convulsions…or just a really bad case of hiccups.
Why do that to the poor car, what did it ever do to you, besides drive you to
places that you needed to go to in a timely manner.
Speaking of cars and stupid things people do to them, what is the appeal of
having the music so loud in the car that the bass vibrates everything within a
mile radius of the car? How can your ears not bleed or your brain not explode
as a result of doing this?
know, maybe it’s because I’m too old or that I just value my sense too much,
but you won’t find me doing this anytime soon.
that’s all I got right now, I’m sure there is more but I just can’t think of
them, which I’m sure is because I’m just not as cool as the rest of you peeps.