We all know that Michael Bay isn’t normally known to make the best movies, at least not as far as the storyline in concerned anyway.
thing he does well is action, his movies are over the top and as flashy as they
come, you won’t leave one of his movies without feeling as if you just rode an out
of control thrill ride.
So if we
don’t worry about the storyline and only concern ourselves with the action,
then why don’t we have him direct porn movies, isn’t that basically what porn
it, it would be the best of all worlds, explosions, crazy car chases and of
course people doing the nasty…does it get any better than that.
have crazy fights before the banging begun, a dude where his pecker would be
the hilt to an outrageous sword, he just yanks on it and out comes the blade.
course he would have to be careful not to yank on it too much, because before you
know it he would be getting an ass kicking while he’s bopping his bologna, and
that is by no means a happy ending.
also have chicks with boobs that were missiles, asses that drop depth charges
and vaginas that shoot out nets to trap the guys…kind of like in real life, am
also have all sorts of outlandish backdrops, maybe like a post-apocalyptic
world, or even prehistoric times, where they can hit it like a CAVEMAN!
could be doing “it” while all kinds of extreme things are happening around
them, maybe like in the back of a car while it’s be chased by some pissed of drug
lords, in a room that is being shot up in slow motion like something right out
of the Matrix or even on top of some wild animals like tigers and bears.
all the great titles too, he could reuse Bad Boys for obvious reasons, or how
about Transporners, think about how cool it would be to see all those
transforming vibrators, just please no Shia LaBeouf.
of the possibilities, they are endless, and with Michael Bay’s imagination running
wild we are in for a good time.