I decided that since I’m so freaking smart and junk, that I would share my wisdom with all the lovely people of the internet.
It’s the least I could do for the loads of free porn and hours of enjoyment I get from reading all those posts from anonymous tough guys hiding behind keyboards ripping others to shreds for no other reason than to cause more havoc than a red sock that found its way into a load of whites.
So sit back and enjoy, and there’s no need to thank me because I’m all about educating the wisdomless.
1. Not all cops are bad, remember it's not the uniform it's the person wearing it that decides its fate.
So before you go judging a profession based on the actions of a few, take a step back, refocus and deal with the guilty individual(s) accordingly and not take it out on the profession as a whole.
2. Due to events that have transpired over the past year, we have learned that black lives matter, which should have totally been a given but in this world you never really know.
Now with that said, I personally think we should replace the word “black” with “all” and just go with “all lives matter, because that’s the way it should be.
Black or white, gay or straight, it doesn't matter, we should all follow the philosophy live and let live and stop hating on people for no other reason than the fact that they are different than ourselves.
3. To those bible beating homophobic males out there in the world who believe that all gays are going to hell, for no real reason other than loving someone of the same sex.
You do know that includes your precious lesbians too, and I don't just mean just the butch ones either, those hot lipstick lesbians that you enjoy so much are also going?
4. Why do we need special times/occasions to find a cure, to show someone just how loved they are and/or to celebrate a significant event in the world we live in?
Shouldn't we spread happiness and love every day, and not just when we're told to?
5. Hating on others because of their sexual preference, the color of their skin, their choice in religion, etc, is just plain old stupid and needs to stop.
I know some of you may say this is a given, which of course it should be, but unfortunately it is not, thanks to all the ignorant people we have breathing our air and freely walking our streets.
There should be a law that makes it legal to punch idiots square in their big stupid heads, just like the stand your ground law, your intelligence is threatened when these fools open their pie holes so it is justified.
6. We need to learn to keep our mouths shut, our personal input is not as important as we believe it is, whether you want to believe it or not.
Sometimes the smartest thing to do is keep your lips zipped, and our opinions to ourselves.
Well there you have it party people, you just got served a nice big helping of meaty and yummy delicious brain food, enjoy it and chew with your mouths closed.